window licker

Generally a male with special needs akin to a Geordie with high a pitched voice and a hamster complexion.

by A licker beneficiary August 8, 2003

window licker

a creepy, pathetic and obsessed admirer with no friends that one wouldn’t actually date or admit being friends with but keeps around in order to continually be complimented; a metaphorical situation is one that would involve said individual licking the front window of the person who keeps him/her around

Person A: Dude, who's that girl that's always hanging around with you? Your girlfriend?
Person B: Hell no. She's just my window licker. She's like a groupie only sad, pathetic, and gross. She says nice things about me all the time but she's always there.

by Teresa Anastasia February 12, 2007

cunt-licker

Used to refer to people that use the term teabaggers when referring to tax protestors. Generally used for shock value.

Those cunt-lickers on tv are trying to dismiss the anti-tax movement by using childish name calling techniques.

by redmike April 14, 2009

window licker

someone who if not licking windows on the short bus is normally licking there shoulder on drulling on themselves

window licker in ireland someone from roscomman

by dr richard cheese May 12, 2006

jerk face poopie licker

sam considine and her dog had sex and made one

sam considizzyyyyyyyyy hehe

by lauren April 16, 2005

The Hurt Locker

Being ass raped by your fellow sex deprived Marines while on duty in some shit-hole 3rd world country.

Little fucker wouldn't stop bitching so we sent him to The Hurt Locker

by Sacrament Ov Impurity July 6, 2009

vitamin licker

a person (generally a man) who gains sexual pleasure from grotesqly and pervertedly licking everyday objects.

When Paul ran his tongue up and down the coat rack, everyone thought to themselves, "That Paul, he sure is one sick vitamin licker."

by Anonymous July 21, 2003