by Nhjones4life December 01, 2019
Elsie Laws is a Year 7 Schoolgirl who is a Kind and honest friend who is always caring towards others.
She is known to be quite knowledgable and unique.
If you have an Elsie Lawes, you should be proud.
She is known to be quite knowledgable and unique.
If you have an Elsie Lawes, you should be proud.
Son: Dad, Who is Elsie Lawes?
Dad: She is a loving person to be around.
Son: why didn't you marry her then?
Dad: You're still getting disowned.
Dad: She is a loving person to be around.
Son: why didn't you marry her then?
Dad: You're still getting disowned.
by Skeppy_Apple January 19, 2020
A satirical internet rule that mirrors the autistic thought process of "joking about something can only mean that you actually like the thing you are making fun of."
Parody content is actually all unironic and the authors really want to do the very things they are spoofing.
Jokes don't exist. Everything is serious. Everything is literal.
Parody content is actually all unironic and the authors really want to do the very things they are spoofing.
Jokes don't exist. Everything is serious. Everything is literal.
I know thanks to Awf's Law that everyone mocking supporters of Donald Trump are actually supporters themselves!
Thanks to Awf's Law, I know that only someone that would actually fuck dogs would make fun of a someone for fucking dogs.
Thanks to Awf's Law, I know that only someone that would actually fuck dogs would make fun of a someone for fucking dogs.
by Mommy Dimitrescu November 05, 2021
The girl you practically have a relationship with in an emotional level; but without the ability to kiss, or perform any sexual acts, due to ill circumstances or she's taken.
Friend: Sup dude where are you off to?
Me: I'm off downtown to see my girlfriend in law. I promised I'd take her out for a beer and then maybe some cuddling on the beach at night.
Friend: Haha good times but, you guys are just kidding yourselves. Get together and be done with it.
Me: Dude you know she has a boyfriend.
Me: I'm off downtown to see my girlfriend in law. I promised I'd take her out for a beer and then maybe some cuddling on the beach at night.
Friend: Haha good times but, you guys are just kidding yourselves. Get together and be done with it.
Me: Dude you know she has a boyfriend.
by 1stOfJuly July 01, 2013
Are you or are you not bigger that it?
A phrase you can ask yourself or anyone else if you are unsure of something.
A phrase you can ask yourself or anyone else if you are unsure of something.
"This yogurt expired a couple days ago, should I still eat it?"
"Don't worry about it, you are MUCH bigger than it. Geiger's law, dude"
"I think that guy's giving me the stink-eye, Should I say something to him?"
"Geiger's law would say you shouldn't, he is MUCH bigger than you"
"Don't worry about it, you are MUCH bigger than it. Geiger's law, dude"
"I think that guy's giving me the stink-eye, Should I say something to him?"
"Geiger's law would say you shouldn't, he is MUCH bigger than you"
by Analog Lover October 30, 2009
"Our daughter is so brave, she has cancer and is still able to post her own facebook status."
"God with what her parents look like no wonder she got cancer."
"Man your taking Ishmael's Law too seriously."
"God with what her parents look like no wonder she got cancer."
"Man your taking Ishmael's Law too seriously."
by Just let me do this October 20, 2014
The Law which involves the 10 Point Scale. It simply states that the number which you would be blow into a breathalyzer (say, 0.08) during a night of drinking will directly influence the numerical value you can add to a woman's score.
For example, if she was a 7.0 on your scale, and you blew a 0.10, you can add 1.0 point to the scale , and she will become a 8.0, without a dispute by other friends.
For example, if she was a 7.0 on your scale, and you blew a 0.10, you can add 1.0 point to the scale , and she will become a 8.0, without a dispute by other friends.
"Dude who the fuck did you go home with last night?"
"I don't know man, I woke up sober next to a 4.5 and almost lost it."
"Fuckin' Selma's Law!!"
"Indeed."
"I don't know man, I woke up sober next to a 4.5 and almost lost it."
"Fuckin' Selma's Law!!"
"Indeed."
by Derik August 31, 2005