Juan noodle

A sexual position where the woman is on top backwards, and the male slides down a set of stairs. This allows his body to wiggle/flap like a noodle while the woman is riding in a basic reverse cowgirl.

Melinda told me we can do the Juan Noodle tonight! I hope I don’t get too many bruises on my back.

by Domgirl24 January 29, 2024

Jovanitis

The propensity for veteran FRC students to get frustrated and want to do everything themselves.

“Why is Alexis building all of the swerve modules herself? I thought she had a team.”
“She has contracted Jovanitis and kicked them all off.”

by cant_th1nk_of_a_name February 1, 2024

Juan

A really nice person when the talk is Friends, He knows how to make you laugh even in your worst moment. He´s likes to feel that you´re feeling comfortable when you´re next to him. He really like Parties and Girls LOL. But above all, he has a kinda´good heart LMAO

person #1(on the phone): I mean, im really hurt because i was waiting for it, but i didnt get the chance.
Juan: Hey,Hey, calm down, everthing´ happens for a reasson. You´ll be Okay.

by Thestrongerinhere February 4, 2024

Jovan

Dear me this boy is so darn handsome i cant believe how cute this dark skinned male is even if he cut his hair he still manages to be such a perfect specimen he pulls so many girls and his fits are so tuff and hes just so darn cool and he makes me wish i was a girl.PS CINGSTON IS SO FINE

man i want me a jovan in my life

by jaisonDXYX February 7, 2024

Juan

He's awesome , he delivered food to some guy.

Paprikakats Person : Juan is so cool, he delivered me food.
Some guy named Nathan : so true
JarmanThing : Guys pebble-op is so cool.

by Slomer eleven February 10, 2024

Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is pure love. One thing for sure, Juan or Sebastian, or J-S…he doesn’t even know the complete extent of how his whole gorgeous being lights up Rachel’s heart and mind to a depth that cannot be calculated in numeric terms. It’s like the Richter scale, exponential.

He’s very handsome and very handy and yes it’s possible to be both at once. He’s an international man of mystery, with a penchant for facts. Yes, he’s clever and interesting and always captivates. He is thoughtful and always listens, even to the words left unsaid.

His vibe is chill, the creatures of the universe specifically cats, dogs and periquitos, admire his effortless magnetism.

Everyone should have the pleasure of loving and being loved by Juan Sebastian. But somehow Rachel became the luckiest of all.

I’ve never seen anything this Juan Sebastian in my whole life. What a gift from heaven.

Everything feels so Jean Sebastian, I couldn’t be happier.

I thought I knew that fact but I was Juan Sebastian‘ed to learn otherwise.

I needed to cudddle so I just Juan Sebastian’d it tonight.

11:11

by PeriquitaPeriquito February 23, 2024

Juan Jose Lopez

Juan is the love of your life. He doesn't know it but he's the only reason you wake up in the morning and makes you feel so special every single day. He doesn't speak English but still talks to you every single day. He is so cute and gives you butterflies and makes you feel like shit when your not with him. He's not your man, but one day he will be.

Me: there's a feeling in my chest and I don't know if it's love or pain because of the fact that Juan isnt mine yet. I'm in love with Juan Jose Lopez

by Jaydasbsf March 8, 2024