Sloppy johnson

When a female suck ur dick and u smack her in the face with it

John hit Ciara in the face with his sloppy johnson

by Sloppy Johnson April 19, 2019

Stacc Johnson

A girl with large breasts

Jimmy: Damn that girl is a Stacc Johnson

by Yamanzzz November 30, 2019

Gavin Johnson

An annoying ass kid from Raleigh who thinks that his Instagram followers make him superior to people and gets butthurt when someone speaks of his brother. He joined the Ben group chat without permission from the bens and thought he belonged.

“I’m Gavin Johnson. I’m cool because I have Instagram followers and a tiktok account.”

“Wow. I can’t believe Gavin Johnson thought he could just join the Ben group chat and assume his amount of Instagram followers compared to being named Ben.“

“Gavin Johnson is NOT cool.”

by quanquillius December 1, 2019

Chris Johnson

Absolute fucking beast

Chris Johnson Usually says “do you want banging”
And “yes d feller”

by Big Chris December 2, 2019

Johnson

usually used for a last name, rarely used for the word penis or long john.

"can you please, put your Johnson away, sir."

by EST_stockier1 December 9, 2019

Andy Johnson

The guy whos swole as fuck and always plays some flames when hes on the speaker

Person: "God that guy always knows what song to play. He reads the mood so well and just reflects what everyones thinking.

Person 2: God hes a real Andy Johnson isnt he?

by BootyChode December 19, 2019

Johnsoned

The genderneutral Term for a Mary Sue or Gary Stu, named after the Film Director Rian Johnson. An idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character. Often, this character is recognized as an authors insert or wish fulfillment.

They can usually perform better at tasks than should be possible given the amount of training or experience, and usually are able through some means to upstage the main protagonist of an established fictional setting, such as by saving the hero.

This Character is completely Johnsoned
Rey is a Johnson

by Noway_Neophobic May 7, 2019