orange job

a man or woman cuts a cylindrical hole through the center of an orange slightly larger than the width of the man's erect penis. Then, the woman jacks the man off with the orange for a few minutes. Finally, the woman gives the man a blowjob that will taste like orangey goodness for her.

Sarah hadn't recieved her share of Vitamin C for the day, so she offered an orange job to the next guy she saw.

by Crap Bag 07 September 2, 2009

Wooble Job

A poorly executed hand job by someone inexperienced, quite intoxicated, and/or half asleep.
It replaces the regular pumping action with semi-random motions that are inconsistent in direction and repartition.

I wasn't expecting a wooble job, but her inexperience showed when she thought it was sexy by pumping my penis around like her first time driving a manual car.

by stripchecker December 31, 2012

rainblow job

The word Disney uses for "blowjob."

Prince Charming: I sure could use a blowjob.

CANCELED

Prince Charming: I sure could use a rainblow job.

ACCEPTABLE

by Your_Favorite_Pseudonym September 21, 2011

Wax Job

The Wax Job is the act of ejaculating in a female's ear, and preserving it until the semen turns into an orange wax, then using a Q-Tip to clean it up like ear wax, creating a pleasurable euphoric sensation. Combined with other stimulation it can result in toe-curling orgasms

Uncle Bill: 'How'd your date with Sandy go?'
Jerry: 'It went great, I gave her a Wax Job!'

by Nate The Ape September 20, 2019

blol job

Laughing out loud during oral sex as a result of your partner's shortcomings.

I tried to send u a pic of this guy's dick last night but I don't have a zoom button. I ended up giving him a blol job.

by jenoduh May 7, 2009

Moose Job

The act of rubbing a moose's rack, or antlers. This is extremely pleasurable to both moose and human. However the "Moose Job," is not only reserved for moose because it can be performed on humans.

Yo Johnny do you see Carl anywhere? Ya he is so lucky he's getting a moose job

by i am a mooselim October 25, 2010

rim job

where sick fucks think it feels good to get there asshole licked. personally i think its fucking sick.

Tyler: want to know what is really sick Dickie gave Ian a rim job.

Luke: Dude thats sick ugh there fucking sick!

by k5l21 February 26, 2009