j status

to do something jewly or a jewish action

scotts constant penny picking is very j status

by bbspo July 7, 2008

J-Med

Greatness...Simply AMAZING, the one, true Dynasty of D-Wade, a TRUE champion... J-Med is the epitome of the term "God-like".

WOW look at J-Med, he is so God-like!

by J-Med June 15, 2009

J-Bieb

A cute, hip shortening of Justin Bieber's name.

Did you see J-Bieb's new movie?

by TeresaPatron March 2, 2011

fake j's

a faggot that wears fake jordan shoes

hahahahahah look at that faggot over there, hes wearing fake j's.

by bigpenis420 June 6, 2011

j lo

Her assis so big it probably makes her tight to fuck, which is why she has dated and slept with so many people. She will also be a future star in a big-butt Latia porn video.

I wonder how many loads I can bust in J-Lo's ass and pussy?

by boner September 7, 2003

J-rock

Japanese rock music that isn't that bad once you get used to it.

J-rock bands include L'Arc~En~Ciel and Dir en Grey.

by scientificprogessgoesboink August 9, 2003

The j-nip

(Noun) - a common sexual practice among east coast high school students, in which the female gently sucks on the male's nipples whilst pleasuring him with her hands. In the case of amputees, elbow nubs may be used to replace hands.

Damn son, those girls just gave Jamie the J-nip.

by Angelfox42069 May 19, 2006