Internet Cancer

Condition where retarded, absurd, and/or extremely offensive comments/posts/statuses make you sick. Often associated with Youtube and Facebook.

Random Jackass #1: Whoa man did you hear what happened to Fuckface Mcgee?

Random Jackass #2: No man, what?

Random Jackass #1: He read this comment on youtube and contracted internet cancer!

Random Jackass #2: So sad, i'll pray for him :(

by Jewnigger VonStein August 28, 2014

The Internationale

The Internationale is the Communist's, Anarchist's, and Socialist's theme song. It was originally written in French, but has been translated into upwards of 30 different languages including Russian, German, English, Hebrew, Chinese, and Japanese. It was the national anthem for the USSR from the 1920's until about 1944. The anthem was then changed to the Hymn Of The Soviet Union. The Internationale remains to this day one of the most widely recognized songs ever written. It is costumary that if you support what the song stands for (Fighting against tyrany and opression of your government, and making it so the working class prevails) you should take your right hand, and make a fist and hold the fist up in the air as a tribute to the inspirational song.

Man 1: I was watching an anti-communist video the other day, and I am so glad we live in a capitalist system!
Man 2:...
Man 1:What?
Man 2: You are a dumb retard who does not know what communism is like the other 97% of America, and you should not bash another political system. In fact, I hope that the next time you hear The Internationale, you explode.
Man 1:Yeah Lenin and Marx?
Man 2: Yes...Yeah lenin and marx...

by A Man15151515 March 29, 2007

interfinding

A term to use when searching for friends in a busy environment, i.e pub, club etc.

I interfound her in the toilet
I feel like I've been interfinding all night

by Macca May 13, 2005

internet test pilot

Person who surfs to questionable or known pornographic sites from his work computer. He is very useful to his co-workers that are too scared to "hit that link". This person is either unaware of company tracking software or counts on the highly proven theory that "they can't catch us all!"

Lenny is our internet test pilot

by Lancelot link February 6, 2007

intensetent

A really intense tent set up.

When one is camping or setting up a tent in a park or backyard and the erected tent looks really cool.

Wow, man thats intensetent.

by stiastyles June 20, 2007

intensitude

The magnitude to which something is intense.

"Holy shit that's a real hellka! That's too much intensitude for my brain to handle!"

by Quine7 January 10, 2008

interrupdate

(n. or v. in-tuh-ruhp-deyt)
term used to describe an interruption of regular TV/Radio programming with an update on current events or happenings. (election results, storm watches, terrorist threats, etc...)

I was watching the game when an interrupdate came on about a severe storm watch...

They interrupdated the movie with some election results, so I missed the end...

by C.M.Worm May 14, 2008