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Indian Chimney

Popularised by Eric Abetz the Indian Chimney, so named because of its ability to produce excruciating heat and copious amounts of fluid, is elegant in its simplicity.

The main ingredient is Tiger Balm. Dencorub, Deep Heat or any other form of heat rub are not be used as substitute - Tiger Balm or nothing. A large dollop of Tiger Balm is applied to the gooch or NeverNever Land. The balmed area is then ready for action. The female participant sits on the face of the male participant in reverse mode and sucking and licking commences.

Further balm is then applied and the female participant rides the male actor in reverse mode. This stage will inevitably involve balm entering the anus of the female and to some mild level of complaint.

The third act is preceded by a further liberal application of balm to the gooch area which by this stage will be red and angry. The female is required to lie prone on her back and the male participant engages in a good old fashioned pounding that will bring with it a significant level of balm coming into contact with the male’s ballbag.

The grand finale involves the female taking what balm remains in and around her gooch and giving the male a vigorous hand job until climax. The cum bomb is then used as a form of salve to rub in and around all affected areas of both partners - face, lips, balls, vagina, arse, eyes- until tears and sweating subsides, which is normally a period of not longer than 36 hours.
Megan and I had an awesome Indian Chimney on wednesday night.
by Glenn Gomez September 13, 2025
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Indian Keeper

A person that does not return a loaned item even they are asked to return the item.
Jennifer was being an Indian Keeper with Rita’s Tupperware and pie plates.
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indian poo cuck

an indian man will sit in the corner of a room with an asshole expander to unload all his shit into a bucket, once done a fat indian girl is brought in and handcuffed to the bed and 2 big indians run a train on her asshole and vagina until they get shit on their dick, and she orgasms her little shit juice everywhere while the indian man is jacking off in the corner of the room to this with his shit as lube and then finishes into the shit and starts smearing it on his face and starts fisting himself violently.
"bro pateesh gave me a nasty indian poo cuck last night"
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Indian reservation

When you made a reservation at a restaurant but when you get there they have given it away to someone else.
Apparently the hostess made ours an Indian reservation.
by Kjahnke812 October 2, 2025
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Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich

noun — A mythical culinary catastrophe said to occur when the digestive aftermath of a man's spicy curry collides with a woman's cleavage in a moment of chaotic intimacy. Often followed by vigorous chest percussion, known in folklore as “motorboating.” Not recommended by any major food safety authority.
"After Raj's third helping of butter chicken, he gave his girlfriend an Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich"
by DonBear October 22, 2025
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Indian Mud Rape

There is no explanation. You’re either HUNGRY or you aren’t.
Brodie let’s go indian mud rape your boss
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Stink of Indians

Stink: plural, to describe to a group of Indians , similar to a school of fish
My car is parked over there, next to the stink of Indians.
by Bashir awwad November 2, 2025
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