ask me out boots

High heeled boots that sexy but not as high, pointy, or sugguestive as "Fuck Me Boots". They fall between "Fuck Me Boots" and "Leave me alone Boots" often worn by construction workers and lesbians.

Kevin: Amy has her ask me out boots on again, she looks hot today.

David: Yeah, they are hot but nothing like Mandie's fuck me boots.

by jamison313 December 28, 2007

come fuck me boots

knee high stilettos or knee high lace up boots. often worn by hookers or sluts

she has 3 pairs of come fuck me boots!

by ally iz sexy November 17, 2005

No Skin off my boot

Something that doesn't effect you heavily especially in a financial way

Daz Black: A little more tax from the new legislation is No Skin off my boot

by I am not a female April 7, 2023

fuck my old boots!

an exclamation of surprise or disbelief used quite frequently in yorkshire(south)

1:
two men driving rather fast and having to swerve violently to avoid an on coming vehicle andy's mate shouted "Fuck my old boots that was close yer twat!"
2:
you have just got home after a great night out and sitting in the middle of your room floor is the bigest turd you have ever seen ,reeling with shock and horror the only words you are able to utter is "Fuck My Old Boots!"

by shagg nasty February 7, 2005

boots 'n bottle

Extreme form of mountain bagging. Climbing a peak with nothing more than your clothes on your back, hiking boots and a water bottle.

I did a boots 'n bottle of Saddleback and Basin, but the rain came in and I damn near froze to death.

by JPombrio January 14, 2008

Big Brown Boot

The act of reciveving an extream kick to the nuts while you take a massive shit.

Man Adam just gave Terren a Big Brown Boot now the bathroom is covered in shit.

by Zonn August 25, 2009

blue as your boots

Sometimes used by Paramedics to describe someone who isn't oxygenating their blood properly and are literally, visably, the color blue (especially in the face.) Not sure why the color blue is, in this case, associated with boots. None the less, still something that is said.

"That guy was as blue as your boots, with an altered LOC (level of consciousness) and decreased vitals"

by Fudge911 December 10, 2009