by OkayOkaysufiskd February 19, 2021
Get the who can scoopmug. Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.
But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.
Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.
It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.
But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!
What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit
On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!
Heeeeeeey Satan!
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.
But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.
Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.
It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.
But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!
What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit
On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!
Heeeeeeey Satan!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 16, 2021
Get the I can changemug. Term for cylindrical containers with little trees cut out of it, bisque fired, and then re-fired with a crap green glaze.
by DiskoStikk June 25, 2009
Get the Christmas Trash Canmug. Verb. Related to the car tuning scene.
To modify a cars electrical system by putting the battery in the trunk of that car. the result is usually loss of some electrical performance.
To modify a cars electrical system by putting the battery in the trunk of that car. the result is usually loss of some electrical performance.
by DJ FoxPhyre March 26, 2003
Get the shit canmug. the act of masturbation upon one's tippy toes in close proximity or directly above a garbage receptical ie trash can or garbage bag with intent to ejaculate into the said receotical
by jewishmatthew328 February 25, 2008
Get the garbage can partymug. by I be Bo0m December 12, 2006
Get the r can sawmug. the bulimic equivalent to "smoke a bowl".
many bulimics look like they're taking a drink of something in a can, but are actually depositing small amounts of vomit into the can in the most non-attention-drawing way possible.
many bulimics look like they're taking a drink of something in a can, but are actually depositing small amounts of vomit into the can in the most non-attention-drawing way possible.
bulimic one: hey, I just ate way too much. I'm gonna go fill up a can.
bulimic two: have a Diet Pepsi
bulimic two: have a Diet Pepsi
by burn your friends July 29, 2008
Get the fill up a canmug.