iPhone communist

A person who declares himself 'communist' and posts a lot of anti-capitalist and anti-imperialist bullshit on internet but actually enjoys the products of capitalism on a daily basis. (iPhone, McDonalds...)

Do you know Mike? Yes, he is bragging all day about corporations controlling the world. Look at him! He is eating in McDonald's, drinking Coca Cola and posting communist memes on iPhone! He is a real iPhone communist!

by cvejanoff July 16, 2018

IPR

IPR (In Person Relarionship) - the opposite of a LDR (Long Distance Relationship).

“Distance makes LDR harder than IPR.”

by LDRStruggles October 12, 2018

iPhone Pancake

An iPhone Pancake is a falsehood , a bad simulation, something that is either too good to be true or scary, too bad to be true. Or, something that is not what it seems. The description comes from the iPhone ads for the iPhone XS where a planet is depicted on the screen and it looks like a pancake because of the angle of the phone in the picture.

My mom got this email saying she owed the IRS $30,000. I checked it out it was a total iPhone Pancake.

Man, I met what i thought was this super hot girl last night at the Reggie's party, we went to her place and we got naked and she turned out to be a guy! A total iPhone Pancake!

by Torbert October 19, 2018

iProSaud

This name is only for intelligent people and professional e Sport players in the video game industry, if you see someone with this name he may carry you in the game sometimes and you may get destroyed by him if you were his opponent.

Player: OMG IS THAT IPROSAUD??
Player2: YES, WE ARE ABOUT TO GET CARRIED!

Enemies has left the game.

by ChamakBACKUP November 26, 2018

ipro

Any pro player

what a ipro

by ProGamingtime November 26, 2018

Iphone

FUCKING SHIT PHONE THAT BREAKS IF YOU DROP IT ON THE FUCKING BED!!

FuckTard- OMG I have the new Iphone XS it is so good
Real Human with braincells- It sucks try to drop it on the bed it will break...
FuckTard- No it wont, but I'll try.
*2 minutes later*

FuckTard- OMG IT BROKE YOU HAVE TO PAY IT!
Real human with braincells- No It is not my fault it is expensive and bad as fuck and breaks where ever you drop it!

by HuaweiFTW February 14, 2019

iPosture

The type of posture one gets from being hunched over looking at their phone all day

Maybe if you stood up straight and didn’t look at your phone you wouldn’t be cured with iPosture

by Trengod February 21, 2019