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bam bam in the ham

A phrase referring to sex.
“Did you have sex with him last night?”
“Yeah we did the bam bam in the ham.”
by graki November 13, 2020
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Deli leg ham

Deli Leg Ham,

a cheap and nasty girl with no class
Did you see James, he got himself some deli leg ham at the club last night
by Gary rhe September 23, 2019
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ham chit lou

To describe a horny pervert and a molestor combined together.
Sei ham chit lou. Hey, you ham chit lou, don't touch her.
by TangXinEgg March 1, 2022
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Cap'n Cu-Ham

A flamming, angry, ginger that plays Magic: the Gathering and could been seen as redeeming himself through disk golf. Quite smart in the math and sience fields which unfortunately doesn't make up for his weak social field. Features a protruding sternum, also known as a uni-boob.
Disc golfer 1: Who's that awkward guy on the tee?

Disc Golfer 2: Oh, that's Cap'n Cu-Ham.
by Gang Ginger May 31, 2011
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Goin Darvin Ham

A play on the original acronym HAM, but to a more extreme effect..

1) To go HAM (hard as a motherfuc*er) so nasty, you are reminiscent of Darvin Ham's monster dunks.

2) Slam 'dunking' anything. Implication of goin-in hard.

*shout out to JM
1 - Bill on his bender last week slammed 3 cute girls, 5 fat girls, woke up in a barn twice, got a unicorn tramp stamp tattoo to win a bet, and at one point was found completely duct taped to a wall. The kid was goin Darvin Ham all week!

2 - "How'd things go with that girl last night? Did you go-in?

"Let's put it this way.. we were goin Darvin Ham all over the place. Broke her coffee table, faucet, bed frame, and apartment elevator! It was out of control

* may also be used with a project proposal at work, awkward serving of divorce papers, etc.
by DANGER!! April 23, 2011
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Chill Your Hams

Verb:
Asking someone to calm down, especially when they are of large stature. The "hams" implied signify the large muscles.
Tod: "Hey, you filth, where did you hide my memes?"
You: "Woah, chill your hams, dude."
by Mr Jag October 2, 2016
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Black Forest Ham

When her pussy lips are floppy and loose and look like some black forest ham.
When I had sex with her last night, she had black forest ham.
by that_one_nigga6969 March 11, 2021
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