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Hobos Green Johnson

A jello dessert (usually made with green jello) that has fruit, marshmellows, or any other various treats in it. "Hobos" is used in the title because of the various foods hobos obtain from the public. This dessert is very popular in and derived from Yolo County of Northern California.
Dude, I was chillin at Evie's last night and everyone had hobos green johnson.
by deepfriedoreothing May 10, 2011
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hoboken squat cobbler

A sexual fetish act involving a single person and a pie or cake. The participant begins by sitting or dipping his/her rear end into the Pie. They then proceed to wiggle around their rear in the pie until it is completely destroyed.
Susie: What do you want to do when I come over later?

Bobby: How about the same thing we did after dinner last weekend?

Susie: Hoboken Squat Cobbler?

Bobby: Now we're talking. I'll grab a banana cream & a strawberry rhubarb from our fav bakery on the way home from the office.
by JLCNY25 August 24, 2016
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Hobofarts

An airlike fluid substance emitted from the opening at the end of the alimentary canal of a hobo
If Kally farted one day, could it smell like hobofarts?
by Hobofart sniffer March 12, 2017
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education hoboe

An individual that struggles for basic necessary needs such as food, sleep or money to keep up their grades or for lack of money because of the cost of education. More specifically college kids who struggle to feed themselves and resort to ramen and waffles.
Nick: Did you talk to Sally recently? She's barely had any sleep or food these past three days! Apparently her rent is expensive and she can barely afford food.

Jessica: I feel bad. She's become such an education hoboe.
by -_____________- September 15, 2009
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ho-bo

a really shitty hooker who can't do good dick sucking even if her life depended on it An ugly ho that wants to pleasure you, but she is so ugly and does it so shitty that she cant keep your dick hard, and you then pay her to leave you that instant and never do it again.

a whore you pay $500 to get pleasure from, but the most you get out of her is a penis that hurts for days because she used her teeth the whole time.
man 1 hey, b. look at that ho-bo ova there.

man 2. i see her. she be hittin everyone up on the block, but that ho-bo be best for the nerd who dont know real pleasure.
by benbot87 January 30, 2007
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hobosexual

Having sexual attraction to homeless men or women, or just towards people of poor hygiene, or even towards those with a lack of a home.
You are such a hobosexual. That guy you're dating doesn't even have a job or a home and he is probably from the band ZZTop.
by Tubelord February 18, 2009
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hobowars2

A gayer version of one of the gayest text-based MMORPGs ever. We're not quite sure how, but they managed to squeeze 50% more gay into this version than was originally included in the original.
The forum is a gathering place for fags old and new. Most of them have the HIV.
Richard Simmons: OMG I love Hobowars2!!!! I'm gonna go find some fags to cyber with on the messageboards!!
by BuskerwarsDOTcom July 1, 2008
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