Hermes

Slang for heroin

He's selling Hermes

by Mistrzero January 17, 2026

Perm Herman

Mislead adolescent son of a bitch who only thinks with his dick. Often consumes 100's of scrimp an hour to prove his muscles are bigger than yours.

Perm Herman will eat all the scrimp in the ocean

by dickgoesinya January 19, 2005

Vag-Hermit

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission

"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"

by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008

TV Hermit

An individual who has little to no social life and spends their whole day in the house watching television obsessively. These people probably have Vitamin D deficiency because they never see sunlight.

Domonique: What did you do yesterday?
Josh: Nothing much. I was a TV hermit and watched the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer until 3AM.

by vitalshot June 23, 2011

Jade Herman

This girl knows whats up. Shes loud, crazy, fun, and knows how to have a good time. i love her. who doesn't? If you don't get along with this girl, you obviously have something extremely wrong with you! She accepts everyone. & Has tons of friends. Shes got this cute small body and isn't a whore! Fantastic! She's easily forgiving.

shes sucha jade herman... i wish she was mine.

by MissMillion July 4, 2012

Half Hermit

A person who sits in a secluded indoor area with a selective group of people.

The half hermit would only sit in an indoor corner with the same 3 people.

by A person who is alive November 6, 2014

mad hermit

Unprotected anal sex with a unwashed dirty penis, possibly having an STD.

"Shawn totally gave that guy his mad hermit"

by Molochph October 10, 2016