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Ham Kah Chan

Cantonese profanity
Usually to curse the persons whole family to die or to get bankrupt
Oui! U ham kah chan go to hell
by Sei sohai September 3, 2020
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Deli leg ham

Deli Leg Ham,

a cheap and nasty girl with no class
Did you see James, he got himself some deli leg ham at the club last night
by Gary rhe September 23, 2019
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bam bam in the ham

A phrase referring to sex.
“Did you have sex with him last night?”
“Yeah we did the bam bam in the ham.”
by graki November 13, 2020
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expired ham cannon

to flatulate at somehing by laying on your back and squeezing your legs back
dude, i totally just shot an expired ham cannon at the back of luke's head. it smells raunchy.
by edward worley? March 27, 2010
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Honey Glazed Ham

The act of cumming on your partner's ass and slapping a piece of pineapple on it.
What do you want for dinner baby? I don't know love, but afterwards I'm gonna give you some Honey Glazed Ham
by FCNUnicorn August 1, 2021
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Goin Darvin Ham

A play on the original acronym HAM, but to a more extreme effect..

1) To go HAM (hard as a motherfuc*er) so nasty, you are reminiscent of Darvin Ham's monster dunks.

2) Slam 'dunking' anything. Implication of goin-in hard.

*shout out to JM
1 - Bill on his bender last week slammed 3 cute girls, 5 fat girls, woke up in a barn twice, got a unicorn tramp stamp tattoo to win a bet, and at one point was found completely duct taped to a wall. The kid was goin Darvin Ham all week!

2 - "How'd things go with that girl last night? Did you go-in?

"Let's put it this way.. we were goin Darvin Ham all over the place. Broke her coffee table, faucet, bed frame, and apartment elevator! It was out of control

* may also be used with a project proposal at work, awkward serving of divorce papers, etc.
by DANGER!! April 23, 2011
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Split ham surprise

When a pantless female proceeds to bendover and pull both ass cheeks open as far as possible allowing the anus to prolapse.
The woman proceeded to bendover and spread her ass displaying her split ham surprise for the world to see.
by Rapscallion666 January 2, 2012
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