my girlfriend hates me

When you're girlfriend won't tell you the surprise she has for you on your one year anniversary.

Wow, my girlfriend hates me.

by 1173666 July 13, 2017

May 12 stay home with girlfriend

May 12 is the day you stay home with your girlfreind to takw care of how we feel, think and act. It also helps to give us a better view on things that could seem unmanageable

May 12 stay home with girlfriend: May 12 I went home to spend the day with my girlfriend instead of going to school, since it was stressful and my girlfriend made me feel much better

by Mi1763 May 11, 2022

November 18 Sent your girlfriend your abs day

Boyfriend sents girlfriend his abs
Girlfriend why did you sent me your abs

Boyfriend it's November 18 baby

November 18 Sent your girlfriend your abs day boyfriend sents girlfriend his abs
Girlfriend shook tank me later :')

by Hehehee :) November 18, 2020

College girlfriend

Something I can't get!

It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.

by nilethe146 June 6, 2018

Girlfriend Tax

Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.

Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.

by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024

National Girlfriend’s choice day

October 10th

Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.

If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses

Girl: Wanna Netflix and chill?

Boy: I guess so, It’s national girlfriend’s choice day!

by HiddenUs3r October 3, 2020

Your Mom's Girlfriend

Me. You say your mother is gay, so I'm her gf 😐

"Yo is that Your Mom's Girlfriend?"
"What the-"

by Cheeze, Slayer of Your Mom July 14, 2022