guy 9

never seen in human history

guy 1 : ever heard of guy 9
guy 2 : every one know hes a myth
guy 3: dont be so paranoid man
guy 4:man it be weird if guy 9 is real right guy five
guy 5:ye
guy 6 : guy 7 wanna cookie
guy 7 : maybe i can have your cookie ;)
guy 8 : no wonder guy 9 is never known guy 7 ate him

by reddit is basically pornhub January 12, 2021

the guys code

A unwritten code that is a set of rules that guys should follow or is common sense for guys. One rule for example would be bros before hoes. It is also known as the dudes code and as the mens code.

rhys u are breaking the guys code

by a random guy you dont know April 17, 2011

guy crazy

Crazy over guys.

OMG, that john kid is so hot! that Kevin kid is also hot, that GROUP is so hoT!
Me & my besty are guy crazy !

by Emmyzz October 9, 2008

spare guy

The guy you don't know. You don't know why he's talking to these girls, why he's in the pictures or why he's even in the building. He's "trying" and the only thing he is doing is blocking and distracting attention from you and your people. Chances are you see a spare guy every weekend. You just didn't know the definition.

Your meeting some girls at the club and they bring along their 1 guy friend. Hes hasn't been able to seal the deal and is now in the friend zone. When you meet the girls he is throwing salt in your game and wont let you get any of them alone because he cant do it himself. This is a spare guy.

by Halo Marques April 20, 2008

Go-to-guy

When a women understands she is attractive, uses a specific male, and only continues to associate with him only for when she needs something. Typically the male drops all immediate agendas to help the female, however he gets nothing in return. A false “friendship.”

Man, she only calls me when she needs something! She won’t even hang with us! I’ve become her go-to-guy, all hail the problem-solving General I am!

by ThePerplexingH August 31, 2018

Cool guy

Never needs an introduction. Life of the party. He leads everyone follows. Guys want to be him while their girls try to be with him. The bad boy. The one mom warned you about. The heartbreaker. The backdoor man. The best of most.

Hey Mr Cool Guy, is it still 16 to 60? Nope it’s 19 to 90.

by Shanranae August 20, 2018

Goo Guy

Goo Guy: A member of the Sigma Goo Fraternity who wears inordinate amounts of under armour. i.e. backpack, shoes, coats, arm bands, head bands. Goo Guys have also been known to work out on a regular basis and do so wearing cut offs.

Hey look its Doubek the biggest fucking Goo Guy on campus.
Doubek please don't touch my stuff, you're such a Goo Guy you'll get goo all over it.
Nate's gooing out so hard today he's leaving a trail of goo behind him.
Gross the doorknob has goo all over it, Doubek must be in there!

by Goo Hater November 11, 2009