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The stubb-meister-general

He is the most elusive and cunning man in existence.
Few have seen the myth. Few have known the legend.
Those who have, are never the same again.
Like a fleeting wind, he will whisk any pre-conceptions of the alpha male away from you.
For he, is the unrivalled omega male.
His sheer wit and suave attitude to all, will make you wonder how you ever had a life before him.
If you love your partner, be sure to wear sun glasses when near. For the stubb-Meisters gaze could end your marriage in tears.
Oh my god, it’s the stubb-Meister-general!!! Hide your wives!!!!
by Thewanderingsoul June 17, 2024
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homeland generation

another term for Generation Z
much like the millenial generation (or millenials), which is just another term for generation Y

other three most popular variations of generation Z: post-millenials, digital natives, and iGeneration (everyone hates that one though)

technology, computers, phones, all that junk was already around when they were born.

some people call it the digital generation because of that
"He was born in 2004 right?"
"Yeah, he's a homeland."

"Hey what's the date range for people who were born in the Homeland Generation?"
"1995 to 2010."
by Bakuhoe Katsubitch January 13, 2019
mugGet the homeland generationmug.

Floor General

Girls named Nevaeh, often ones who are very annoying
Nevaeh is a floor general, she doesn’t know how to shut up
by Simma January 7, 2024
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Galactic General

A twisted wonderland of cursed content. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Gonna prank Galactic General when it becomes a healthy place.
by Elevenbowties December 5, 2021
mugGet the Galactic Generalmug.

Tornado Generator

The act of defecating in someone's air conditioning unit. When the weather gets hot and the A/C fan kicks on, the inside of the unit is spattered, while the building is fumigated with the stench of burning-hot summer shit.
To show my disapproval of little Johnny's kindergarten graduation, I gave the school a "Tornado Generator".
by Thradisar Starwise June 1, 2017
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general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.

Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.

"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."
Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.

Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.

Saranyan: must be a shitty experience

ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)
by dailybritishbrownboy March 24, 2024
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