Dick Feelings

A woman's sexual attraction to a man, with no other feelings towards him.She is strictly desiring sex from this man.

"Oh my gosh girl look at that guy he is sexy!! I definitely have dick feelings for him"

by apbens24 September 29, 2013

eat my feelings

When you're sad or upset so you just keep eating

When he breaks up with me I'll eat my feelings to make me feel a little bit better

by Extra dark chocolate drizzle February 26, 2017

feeling friendly

A euphemism for feeling horny

"I am feeling a little friendly over here"

by Arie November 27, 2004

Feeling Tookish

an overwhelming urge to go out on a TRULY epic adventure

elsa: im feeling tookish
calyx: wanna streak the fuck into the woods and not come out till we have crafted ourselves animal skin loincloths and have crafted a tree fort equipped caribou rotisserie?
elsa: HELLYEAHFUCKYEAH

by BIGSTICKPOLICY November 7, 2010

Feeling like pizza

Being or feeling awesome, amazing, etc. Because pizza is awesome. The new "feel like a million bucks".

I woke up in a funk, but now, I'm feeling like pizza.

by entity05 March 27, 2016

Touchy Feely 101

Touchy Feely 101 is an elective that you can take 7th grade and onward, in this class there must be an equal amount of boys and girls(Teacher counts), if in this class you are the highest performing student you pick a partner and do the midair dong suck

Lee: "Today's lesson: Touchy Feely 101. But first–" dragging the Eds out "–a little visual aid. Assistants May and Marie! If you would be so kind."
May: "Would I ever!"
May and Marie drag their chosen pupils into restroom stalls.
Edd: "Wait I–I haven't studied for this lesson!" They begin to kiss.
Ed and Edd: "RUN AWAY!"
Ed: "Holy smoly!"
Eddy: petrified "Okay, that's it! I'm telling the teacher on you!"
Lee: "I'm all ears, my little teachers pet."
Lee cackles and shoves Eddy into a stall. Outside, the sign falls off the door, revealing it as it really is: a girls' bathroom.

by Edd the cool guy October 3, 2017

feels over reals

A slogan used to make fun of people who allow their emotions to override reality when it contradicts their desired narratives. These people suffer from post truth and tend to be victims of fearmongering. The term is primarily directed towards people on the left, primarily SJWs or Progressive "Liberals." This is because while both sides of the political and social spectrum have their issues, the left has a major problem with policing their radicals and mentally ill, allowing them into positions of leadership and authority.

The feels over reals people suffer from cognitive dissonance as they claim they care about facts and reason despite spreading lies and fear.

by spootyhead January 23, 2017