Facebook Integrity 

The idea that one shouldn't like a bar/restaurant/food/etc. before actually visiting or experiencing it.

“Geez, Steve, if you didn’t have so much Facebook Integrity you would have realized tonight is two dollar everythings at the bar!”

Facebook Integrity by The Real Alex Peters September 8, 2013

Facebook Uncle 

everyone has that uncle who is complaining on Facebook that Obama is making people gay or that Mexican Immigrants are taking over the world

No he's my mom's brother, he is a stupid Facebook Uncle

Facebook Uncle by gayfawkes April 13, 2015

facebook mom 

Usually named karen , susan , thelma , etc. posts redneck and minion memes

vania: my mom is such a facebook mom
me: yea, she’s posted 9 minion memes already today.

facebook mom by ramennoodletampons February 22, 2020

facebook hypocrite 

a person who says they will never have a social networking profile and then gets one.

Suri:"Hey, did you hear Lucas got a facebook?"
Shiloh:"Really?, what a facebook hypocrite"
Suri:"I know"

facebook hypocrite by The Fantastic October 18, 2008

Facebook Showoff 

An obnoxious prick who posts every shitty detail of their shitty lives on facebook in the hope that one of their virtual "friends" actually gives a shit ... because none of their real "friends" would ever give a shit ....

"So and So has just arrived in America - it's so sick"

Who gives a fuck, that tit is just being a Facebook Showoff, I'm bored of this bollocks - un-friend !!

Facebook Showoff by daldab February 12, 2012

Facebook friend

Person you've spent more time reading their updates online than seeing them in person.

I have no idea where I met this Facebook friend, but I'm really glad she still keeps all her updates public.

Facebook friend by sokirk September 29, 2011

Facebook Grooming 

To use facebook chat/wall posts/inbox messaging to chat up someone that you fancy with witty flirtatious banter, in order to groom them, as so next time you see them out, the ground work is done and you can go in for the pull.

A:Is that hot girl going out tonight?

B:Yea maate, I have been facebook grooming her all week. Im in there.

Facebook Grooming by GDIZZLEDIZZLE April 16, 2009