When someone new as joined facebook, and he/she does not have many friends, wallposts or photos. In most cases, this is a relatively short period of time, before the 'facebookling' grows out of control into a Self-Mutating-Facebook-Monstrosity.
Billy: You know that new girl, Sarah?
Timothy: Yeah
Billy: She's fucking hot, and guess what?! I checked her out and she's... she's JUST A FACEBOOKLING!
Timothy: DON'T LIE!
Billy: I KNOW! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
Timothy: Yeah
Billy: She's fucking hot, and guess what?! I checked her out and she's... she's JUST A FACEBOOKLING!
Timothy: DON'T LIE!
Billy: I KNOW! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
by THEORETICALTERRORIST November 29, 2009
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Something agreed upon.
A promise, a binding oral contract.
Something agreed upon.
A promise, a binding oral contract.
by burkehey October 13, 2009
Get the fact guaranteed mug.What you engage in when you first join Facebook and you spend all your time searching for people to be friends with so you won't look like a loser.
Me: Jill finally joined Facebook today, and she spent the whole day at work in a Facebook friendzy.
You: Well, yeah...Nobody wants to look like a loser because they only have 3 friends!
You: Well, yeah...Nobody wants to look like a loser because they only have 3 friends!
by wordy birdy October 16, 2009
Get the Facebook friendzy mug.the act of lurking on facebook until the right person appears in your online friends list. and then waiting some more until you get the balls to talk to them.
a facebook stakeout can be very boring, but that thirty seconds where you ask the person what your english homework was and then try to make a conversation out of it is so rewarding.
by fuckyouguysi'mgoinghome97124 November 16, 2009
Get the facebook stakeout mug.A person who engages in social activism by joining different "petition" groups and installs applications dedicated to different causes on Facebook.
by nerd05 January 2, 2010
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Get the FacebookFriday mug.A person with like 200+ friends but still feels the urge to post status updates on how bored or lonely they are. most likey for generated sympathy.
Girl : sigh ill just watch a movie by myself tonight
Guy : you have so many friends and none of them wanna hang out with you, thats just facebook loneliness
Guy : you have so many friends and none of them wanna hang out with you, thats just facebook loneliness
by noobness January 27, 2010
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