Bleacher Ethan

A mammal that lives under the bleachers. If approached right it will lick the nacho cheese off your fingers.

Mating call: Damn Mami you're thicc as fuck

Looks: Like the celebrity known as Ethan dolan

Warning: if not approached with nachos it will spit gargle water at you

Jen: What's that crunching noise?
Stacey: Don't worry. It's just the Bleacher Ethan that lives here

by Ya Girl Lizard July 22, 2017

Ethan Van

Ethan Van a person who always looks forward to spending time with friends but only on Fridays.

you: did you have a good weekend?
Ethan Van: na but I saw piper on Friday!🍆💦

by systemking July 30, 2017

Ethan Neiens

An extremely attractive and perfect human being. With a greatttt smile that makes everyone around him very happy. Did I mention he has a great smile!?

Ethan Neiens is a very attractive guy and has a very nice smile!

by Strawberry140_0 January 3, 2022

Ethan Lisle

The hottest blonde whos packing 9 inches soft and 15 inches hard and still growing. This is the ideal specimen.
He is in a relationship with bloodyredkitten. certified gay furry with gay furry inflation fart piss vore kinks.

Aw man dude, that guys a total Ethan Lisle. Just look at the size of his penis!

by DeitPeipsee May 25, 2022

ethan's smell

Alot of people really wonder what ethan smells like, well the truth is.... beef. and he might aswell even be beef! its not the vine meme, "i smell like beef" but him instead cause he never showers, smells like beef/rotten beef, gross disgusting human being. hes my brother lol.

Person A: Hey, What's ethan's smell?
Person B: oh its beef.
Person A: .... beef?
Ethan: beef

by kinemiko March 10, 2021

Dirty ethan

When a 27 year old man inserts his penis into a slightly warm watermelon for sexual pleasure and satisfaction

oh ethan, can i watch you do a dirty ethan tonight??

by tskgzglzkgskttkt October 10, 2021

Ethan Lee

a total playa and fuqboi

stay away from Ethan Lee, he's a total player-he'll be sweet and nice until he rips out your heart, shreds it into a million pieces, and then steps all over it.

by xokriss April 2, 2019