A fag who constantly denies it but loves sucking big sweaty black heat seeking moisture missiles, aswell as taking his father's dick up the ass. sometimes he likes to have fivesomes with his dad, mother, sister, and dog.
by Donaldo_Trumpaldo May 9, 2017
Get the David Queeringin mug.david gilmour aka the seggsiest man alive is a legendary guitarist and played for pink floyd. no, he is not a gilmore girl. yes he hates roger waters
who is david gilmour?
glad you asked *precedes to show pictures of a hot man playing guitar shirtless in a place called pompeii*
glad you asked *precedes to show pictures of a hot man playing guitar shirtless in a place called pompeii*
by mentally married to rockstars September 4, 2021
Get the david gilmour mug.Owner of a Wii U, He is able to write some simple XML/HTML stuff, he is in almost every single server related to the Nintendo Wii U, Wii and 3DS.
He is somewhat annoying and he is almost always ignored by the community, but nothing will ever stop him from making his own homebrew game for the Wii U, he is also on Twitter as @dwyazzo90
He is somewhat annoying and he is almost always ignored by the community, but nothing will ever stop him from making his own homebrew game for the Wii U, he is also on Twitter as @dwyazzo90
by vanillamellow January 19, 2023
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Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.
Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.
by T-rent October 10, 2014
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by Kaydra May 19, 2014
Get the david wiley mug.David wall is a well know sociopath and loves to play with minors in his free time he is always well know for pissing on people it’s a habit of thr young man David wall
by Localscumbag June 26, 2023
Get the David wall mug.David Peacock, otherwise just known as DAVE, is a young ape-like man who is totally obsessed with himself while also hating himself at the same time. He is often found saying such phrases as: "I am literally the most handsome man alive" or, "Why am I so bad at pulling birds!!?". When in his natural habitat, a David Peacock can be found strutting around the watering hole topless while admiring his reflection and oversized chest. Although a lovely person, David Peacock does have a distinct lack of hygiene and anyone who steps into his bedroom is immediately knocked back by the stench and visible untidiness. When communicating, David Peacock usually makes a variety of grunting noises which can translate to joy, anger or sexual frustration. If made happy, the Peacock will often make a broad cheek to cheek smile, furthermore, if he really enjoys something; he'll grab his own scrotum and giggle sinisterly to himself
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