Skip to main content

Sexpirey Date

The date at which a person passes the age at which they should have sex, or get too old.
Dude1: MAN, check out that cougar she's so hot!

Dude2: Woah man, hold up she's way past her sexpirey date!
by hagiggles July 27, 2010
mugGet the Sexpirey Date mug.

Daedric

Judge, jury, and executioner, Daedric is the Sheriff. Once a mere Deputy Sheriff, Daedric enforced the law vigorously until his superior left, leaving him as the lone Sheriff.

While Daedric has rarely been seen, his image has been represented in various ways, such as a cloaked, grim reaper-like figure with a large reaper, blazing red eyes, and a nickel-slick sheriff badge.

Using nearly superhuman cunning, intelligence, and dedication, Sheriff Daedric has laid down the law and arrested many bandits, even executing numerous outlaws such as one that referred to himself as "Jin the legend". Recently, a World Wrestling Entertainment wrestler, Randy Orton, gave himself a nickname to tribute the ultimate Legend-Killer, Daedric.

While Daedric's county seems to be unknown at the moment, links to him can be found when searching for the one named Anubis.
You better watch out, the Sheriff's on guard.

Daedric just annihilated Jin.

Be careful, Daedric may be watching.
by Unknown October 25, 2004
mugGet the Daedric mug.

Daled

To get so inebriated that you barf on yourself/friends/friends new car and are carried around like some sort of muppet or marionette.
"Boy did I get Daled last night"
by mucho burrito March 1, 2010
mugGet the Daled mug.

Double Date

A euphemism for getting Covid twice. This term is used due to the increased risk of the virus spreading among groups of more than two people, such as two sets of romantic partners, in spaces like pubs and restaurants, where one might otherwise go on a date.
I thought I had antibodies but my test results came back today and it turns out I've been invited on a double date.
by Nice to meat you June 13, 2021
mugGet the Double Date mug.

Gay Date

Engaging in a day of frivolous activities with close friends, while having the time of your lives. Sharing hearty laughs and special moments, creating cherished memories that will last a lifetime. Esp. at a park, beach, boardwalk, or coastline with scenic views.

Helpful accessories: Kite, Digital camera, Ipod (with speakers), Sunscreen, Towels/blankets. etc.
Let's have a gay date in Long Beach! I'll bring the tunes, you bring the kite, we'll have a blasty!
by Danny Dyce September 12, 2006
mugGet the Gay Date mug.

Datedrop

When someone comments on a YouTube video to ask whether anyone else is watching it in the same month of the same year, sometimes under the illusion that other viewers give a shit, sometimes as deliberate spam
Hypothetical twelve year old: August 2017 anyone ?
Reply: I would order you to drink bleach if not for the legal repercussions
Hypothetical twelve year old: Chill boi its only a datedrop
by FuzzyDanglers August 21, 2017
mugGet the Datedrop mug.

DateDick

A person who makes plans with you, knowing from the start they will blow you off, but waits until the last minute before cancelling plans.
Geezus. I had a feeling weeks ago she was a datedick, but I gave her the benefit of the doubt. Now I'm stuck looking for other losers who have nothing to do on a Saturday night.
by RJKCAT July 9, 2018
mugGet the DateDick mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email