dark comedy

a movie that is not funny.

Burn After Reading is a dark comedy.

by Brewhaus November 12, 2009

when wiznorst comes to wiznorst my pizneople come fiznirst

bros before hoes

by buss December 9, 2002

Comedy Genius

When someone say some dumb ass shit trynna and it’s lame you hit em with this

*somebody says anything*
(Insert retarded joke)
“Wow, comedy genius award for Jake.”

by Gillmo February 9, 2019

Come

the IMPROPER and WRONG way to spell CUM.
there is no such word as come...it doesn't exist. only CUM.

get it right..

Instead of, "yeah im gonna come over right now," its "yeah im gonna CUM over right now" and always always always remember when someone says thank you, you say "WELCUM"

by JiizzyJake November 21, 2010

divine comedy

a trick played by God on man; divine joke.

His house was destroyed in a fire. A few days later, he lost his son in a road accident. What a divine comedy!

divine joke, twist of fate, misfortune, good luck, bonanza

His house was destroyed in a fire. A few days later, he lost his son in a road accident. What a divine comedy!

by uttam maharjan July 13, 2011

The Comedian

When receiving fellatio, as you begin to climax you tell a joke and your semen comes out your partner's nose.

I totally pulled the Comedian on Bejan last night, I spooged right through his nose.

by L. Dog September 30, 2006

come to jesus

When a person masturbates in front of a picture of jesus.

"Where'd Billy go?"
"I just saw him walking into the bathroom with a joho book, guess he's gonna come to jesus."

by Postal_in_Ontario December 19, 2008