cheese puff dick

A rather small sized penis that accidentally loses hardness, leaving it in a slightly curved, limp state; it's smell lingers in the room long after sexual activities are over.

"Why does your room smell like shit?"

"Because my half queer fuck buddy just left."

"How was it?"

"Not that great, he has a total cheese puff dick."

by I. V. Fuckedurfriendz February 11, 2014

Tip-Cheese

-The filth on the edge of a penis coming from intercourse with a dirty girl you met at the bar.
-The fungus that builds up on the penis as a result of using cheap bar bathroom vending machine lube.

"I nailed this girl last night now I have brutal tip-cheese"

by ChadnSean January 18, 2010

cuntage cheese

The white residue left on a pussy after running, workout, or a long day. similar to fromunda cheese, but for girls

I was going to go down on her, then i noticed the cuntage cheese and made a smart decision

by purpslyconfusd1369 March 15, 2010

Cream Cheese

A cool freshman that goes to CCA. He may be small but he has big dick energy

Cream Cheese always brings home the bread at cross country meets.

by Hwnsjciwoqjx akwodbs October 10, 2019

Cheese It

to run away, to do one, usually from the constablary.

cheese it boys! its the rozzers
we absolutley cheesed it from those scabs last night

by je suis tomm June 16, 2008

penis cheese

Sounds like smegma? A cheesy like substance on the head of the penis of males who are uncircumcised...thats only a guess though.

by Noobert January 23, 2003

stack cheese

To make lots of money, cheddar being slang for "cashola."

"I gotta stack cheese... I gotta stack cheese... I need at least 2 G's in my khakis!"

by Inkara1 June 25, 2006