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Cooter Cabin

A vacation destination, not necessarily a cabin, where a group of straight, female friends go to get away from their husbands and perform sexual acts, mainly scissoring and the vaginal press n’ seal technique.
You girls wanna go practice our press n’ seal this weekend? I’ve booked the Cooter Cabin in Banff this year.

That’s a great idea, Becky! I’ll bring the roast beef sandwiches!
by ProfessorGibbon April 23, 2023
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cooter queefer

a cooter queefer is a person who queefs in their cooter.
person a: damn you got a sweet cooter queefer
person b: thank you, you too!
by i am inside your cooter May 11, 2023
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Cooter Shart

The sudden burst of a period blood bubble that Yeets itself out of the female vagina and travels through both cracks.
Jennifer left remnants of her cooter shart all over the seat of my car.
by Major Pewp May 15, 2023
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Cooter Coaster

A pad worn by women to absorb menstrual discharge.
Example 1: "Honey, we're out of Cooter Coasters. Can you pick up some at the store?"

Example 2: "The Cooter Coasters are in aisle 4 with the other personal hygiene products."
by VisceralVocabulary May 25, 2023
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cooter jam

Period blood or any goop that comes from the vagina.
Skinny, don't sit on the toilet until I get time to go clean it, there's some cooter jam on the seat!
by Skinnyeinotsed June 3, 2023
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Copper Goblin

Meth heads, tweakers and junkies have a penchant for precious metals and other bartering goods, copper, in particular. They can be seen rummaging through dumpsters around industrial complexes but are most commonly spotted under the hood of a Kia in a nightclub parking lot. Typical markings include: someone else’s discarded cigarette butt hanging, stuck to their bottom lip; shorts so dirty you wonder how they could possibly get that way; a ripped football T-shirt from a Super Bowl in the 90’s; and sometimes during breeding season, a white plastic ‘thank you’ bag tied in a knot filled with various unknown goods. Juveniles have a full set of teeth; adults have few to no teeth. One particularly unique trait of this goblin is a distinct musk gland that emits an odor akin to lukewarm scrotum and industrial paint thinner. If one sees a questionable act they must shout in an authoritative voice from a distance or shine bright light upon the subject in question. If the subject proceeds to scatter towards a nearby chain link fence holding their arms to their chest with a full ripped t shirt of scrap metal like a frightened squirrel- one has positively identified a Copper Goblin.
I drove by the cemetery on my way home and observed a breeding pair of copper goblins eying the iron entry gates.

We stopped at Home Depot the other day, when we walked by the dumpster we could hear the rummaging of an entire herd of copper goblins!

Did you know that copper goblins, when molting from larva to adult, can lose up to one tooth per week while consuming more than half their body weight in raw amphetamines?
by Fishingwithdabrigs June 25, 2023
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copperating

Turning into a literal lump of pure copper metal via a painful transmutation.
Max is a real bozo whenever he is copperating
by StoatStoatStoat June 26, 2023
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