Cleaner than a Safeway chicken 

Sharp-dressed and savvy.

Don MacLean: Have you seen the suits Sweet James Bergener wears? That guy is cleaner than a Safeway chicken!

Cleaner than a Safeway chicken by Sweet James October 9, 2015

dance cleaning 

where you put on fast paced music and dance around like an idiot while cleaning. helps get cleaning done faster and is definitely more fun. very funny to watch when the person who is dance cleaning doesn't know you are there.

"Dude, look at that window. Tim is totally dance cleaning in there."

dance cleaning by sksyes October 31, 2009

Closet Cleaner 

One who licks anuses in a sexual manner.

See also: clean my closet

You can tell that bitch is a closet cleaner.

She’s a closet cleaner so don’t order the chalupa.

Closet Cleaner by Hoebagwords February 17, 2019

Vatican Pipe Cleaner 

When two men are standing with the ends of their dicks touching each other, and one starts to either piss or cum into the other man's dick, resulting in him getting his pipe cleaned.

Greg: I forgot to shower yesterday, do you think you could give me a Vatican Pipe Cleaner?
Tyrone: Of course, if you do it to me afterwards.
Greg: Sounds awesome.

Vatican Pipe Cleaner by pipecleaner81 February 24, 2023

Clank 

when a girl or boy is being a hoe or talking to multiple people.

man brodie drop that hoe she a clank ong.
its a clank world

Clank by ghettobraattt November 6, 2020

Clangon 

The only religion, This religion is ruled by the almighty Clanga of Cobar. If you dont follow this religion you go to clangon hell , if you do and u sacrifice homo's to clanga each year you will go to Clangon Heaven.

Women can't go to Clangon heaven unless they cook and clean for their husbands and give Clanga the correct amount of pleasure (This is not sexism). Clanga also has unlimited power in his dong, his source of power is his massive dong.

Author:
Clanga's right hand man ;)

Person 1: Are you part of the Clangon religion?
Person 2: NO
Person 1: You have been SMITED You will now die and go to clangon hell where you are always on fire and your mum is your girlfriend (unless you are from Alabama then you are gay! )

Clangon by Clangon Forever November 23, 2020

chibi-clan 

Groups of masochists willing to sacrifice their own sanity in order to provide others with a detailed inventory of stupid media.

What? You really sat through all of Jack Frost 2: Return of the Mutant Killer Snowman? You must be in the chibi-clan or something

chibi-clan by Killjoy March 29, 2003