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yohbjutb can Mmmjtveurr

A grievous insult meant to absolutely destroy your opponent without them ever finding out and leaving them absolutely confused and puzzled for the rest of the day. The combination of what seems to be a noun and a verb melded together gives the appearance that the real meaning is 'I'd hate to be you' or 'I couldn't care less what you say, do, or think,' yet its disorder keeps the real truth anonymous.
My enemy told me that my yohbjutb can Mmmjtveurr, but I just can't understand what it means or if it is even an insult at all.
by FoxyFlare June 16, 2021
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Trash can delight

You and your partner after finishing intercourse, drop the semen and piss in the trash can, mix it around and enjoy
Boy:Man that was some good intercourse
Girl: I’m sad it’s over but we can do the trash can delight!
Boy: Ah hell yeah
by Ja’moses October 19, 2019
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I can change

A song from the 1999 movie South Park: Bigger, longer, uncut.
Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.

But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.

Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!

What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit

On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!

Heeeeeeey Satan!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 16, 2021
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shit can

Verb. Related to the car tuning scene.
To modify a cars electrical system by putting the battery in the trunk of that car. the result is usually loss of some electrical performance.
"yeah,and i'll bet your gonna shit can the battery next rice boy!"
by DJ FoxPhyre March 26, 2003
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garbage can party

the act of masturbation upon one's tippy toes in close proximity or directly above a garbage receptical ie trash can or garbage bag with intent to ejaculate into the said receotical
cory had a garbage can party when no one was home.
by jewishmatthew328 February 25, 2008
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r can saw

For some odd mysterious reason i still live in R can saw.
by I be Bo0m December 12, 2006
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fill up a can

the bulimic equivalent to "smoke a bowl".
many bulimics look like they're taking a drink of something in a can, but are actually depositing small amounts of vomit into the can in the most non-attention-drawing way possible.
bulimic one: hey, I just ate way too much. I'm gonna go fill up a can.
bulimic two: have a Diet Pepsi
by burn your friends July 29, 2008
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