Baggin's Breakfast

Breakfast of eggs, biscuits, and a pipe, shared by Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf on their journey. Adopted by stoners as a pseudonym for "wake and bake".

Stoner 1: What are you doing tomorrow?
Stoner 2: Gonna have a Baggin's Breakfast and watch a movie. Wanna join me?
Stoner 1: I'll bring the Baggin's if you bring the Breakfast!

by OverripeMeat November 16, 2011

Monkey Breakfast

The act or experience of satisfying oneself with pigs and then consuming the same pig as bacon on your bread or with eggs for breakfast. This idea is based on the assumption that Tarzan considered the monkeys more as friends.

Do you know monkey breakfast ?
No.
Well let me tell you about monkey breakfast.

by Soycoo420 November 3, 2023

morning breakfast potatoes

slang for gay sex

Years ago when a bit after launching Discord, we came up with Nitro over morning breakfast potatoes

by HandleNotUsedForSaleCondomSale November 6, 2023

Brazilian Breakfast

A ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is a Romantic act preformed for or by one’s partner. ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is, usually, prepared by expelling hot, soupy diarrhea directly into a mug for the person’s partner as an early morning wake-up treat that is not only very aromatic but also, filling.

“John had been helping me around the house a lot recently, so I decided to surprise him by making him a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ in bed”

“Wow, me and Min did shared a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ last week, it was amazing!”

by reallysleepliion December 21, 2023

Burnout's breakfast

Two cigarettes and a can of Monster Energy

Joe didn't have time to eat before work so he had his usual burnout's breakfast

by ReachAround1994 December 23, 2023

beefy bukkake breakfast

When a girl wakes up to numerous cocks blowing their boy batter all over her face giving her her morning protein shake

Marshy couldn't wait for beefy bukkake breakfast.

by RabbidWolf1 December 31, 2023

grandpa's country breakfast

When grandpa calls the kids to breakfast in the kitchen and ultimately throws up chunks of cheese covered brisket in a semi-circle splashing on all the children. A prank played on one’s grandchildren.

Hurry! Get the kids together, I’m serving up grandpa's country breakfast.

by Studmuffin420 January 5, 2024