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Panera Bread 

A sandwich chain that USED to be good, until they started the "clean food" revolution. This meant that old favorites such as Italian Combo, Sierra Turkey, and Chicken Cobb Salad were off the menu in favor of lower calorie versions that taste like crap. Has delicious bakery items like Cinnamon Crunch Bagels and Chocolate Chipper Cookies, but their Soups often comes out cold and Salad greens are often brown and wilted. Typical costumers are hipsters and yuppies in white suits.
I can't believe I paid $13.78 for a half Caesar Salad and half Turkey Sandwich that only had three pieces of turkey and lukewarm Salad Dressing at Panera Bread.
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Damp Bread 

When a person is not able to, or is bad at, carrying a conversation, so you have to try and keep it alive yourself.
Jack: So how is he in conversation?
Lou: He's damp bread! I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall!
Damp Bread by Familygames August 6, 2017

best thing since sliced bread 

Idiot hyperbole. Best thing yet.
"His penis is the best thing since sliced bread!"

Making Bread

another term for a yeast infection for a female.
I went to the gyn today..I guess I'm making bread.

She can't have sex, she's making bread.

Her bakery is closed, it's making bread.
Making Bread by PHbearCC February 11, 2010
First appearing in late 2004, this term was used as an alternative for the words: awesome, and cool.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear what Jimmy just got?"
Person 2: "No, What did he get?"
Person 1: "A new MP3 Player, it's really Rye Bread!"
Person 2: "Oh man, that's Rye Bread"

bannanabis bread 

"Ian's bannanabis bread gets me retarded."
bannanabis bread by faded fayD April 25, 2009

pumperquarter bread 

(noun) A type of redneck/hill billy bread. which is a higher class bread than pumpernickle. It originated in Ireland in the 1600's. The irish made it when times were good. It took all day to prepare this marvelous dish. This type of high class bread consist of; stuff, things, and hooker sweat. The irish added energy drink to give it that extra kick in the crotch. This bread was used at many Irish barmitsfahs.
Me and ma sat on the poch ad ate us sum pumperquarter bread.