Minion Boner

Minion Boner; A photo of an oddly hairy minion with a massive erection.

Guy 1: "Yo dude did you see that minion with that raging boner I sent in the discord?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, that was definitely a Minion Boner."
Guy 1: "I got super turned on."
Guy 2: "Me too dude."

by Jman030303 June 15, 2019

snow boner

when there is a possibility of a huge snow storm, and everyone watches the local weather in anticipation

After hearing about the huge snow storm, I have a major snow boner.

by mcdspanky5 December 7, 2009

fight boner

noun; when one is extremely pumped from being near, hearing about, or actually being in a fight. It is characterized by shaking from the build up of adrenaline, and the need to do something reckless. (not an actual boner)

Nick got a massive fight boner when he heard that his room mate got a beer bottle smashed off his face, and a southern comfort bottle off the back of his head, but still beat the shit outta three doods.

by vweeenuh schnitzel November 26, 2010

Patriotic boner

Being so proud of one's own country and culture that discussing their greatness gets your penis hard

Pat's watching Saving Private Ryan for the fourth time today. Yeah he gets a huge patriotic boner when he thinks of D-Day.

by Alverickflair September 26, 2015

Sabbath Boner

The resulting boner one gets from the pure excitement of hearing about the upcoming 2012 Black Sabbath reunion.

Matthew had such a Sabbath boner after hearing of Black Sabbath's upcoming reunion that he could in no way concentrate on work. Or sit down properly.

by Woo Yeah Nester November 17, 2011

Clam Boner

Figure of speech, meaning something is so awesome it could cause a vagina to have an "erection" (so to speak).

That fendi bag is so amazing its giving me a clam boner!!!!

I got a raging clam boner when I saw Bebe was having a huge sale!

by RaRa Rocket December 28, 2010

Syrian Boner

When you stick your penis in the end of an RPG then smother it in Hot sands.

Girl 1: OMG, last night was amazing
Girl 2: Ooo, what went on?
Girl 1: my boyfriend fucked me hard with his Syrian Boner
Girl 2: that's hot!

by ImNextToYou March 17, 2016