bonetactile

noun, verb: handjob, hand job, to bring one to orgasm by means of hands only.

Alvin continued his weak arguent to her, that a quick bonetactile would benefit them both. she ultimately disagreed.

by sandspit September 17, 2007

hate-boner

noun-having so much hatred towards something or someone that it initiates an erection.

I have the hugest hate-boner for that horse-face Sarah Jessica Parker.

by rosietheamazon October 22, 2011

boner

Another name for erection

I was sitting in social studies doing my work then my crush Ashley got up and bent over the desk in front of me. I sat there staring at her ass and didn't realize I had a big boner. She sat back down and looked at me and smiled then turned around. I looked down at my boner and bit my lip. Thank goodness I was in the back of the class. I unzipped my zipper and took my boner out. I looked to see if there was anyone looking and slowly started jacking off. I moaned softly and the teacher stared at me for a moment then looked down. I went back to jacking off but then my hand gir tired. I rubbed it with the desk and bit my lip. I had so many waves of pleasure go thru me then I came under the desk with a loud moan and everyone stared at me.

by mlpgod June 9, 2017

Bonk-Eye

The term used to describe a facial expression, or more to the point, positioning of the eyes when munted.
There are many veriations of the Bonk-Eye, see the example below....

The JT Bonk-Eye:

Left eye pointing to the right at an angle of 32 degrees
Right eye pointing upward and protruding slightly

by BenJay June 16, 2004

boner bomb

Anonymously mailing someone a tube containing glitter, phallic-shaped confetti, and a spring-loaded penis via a service like bonerbomb.com.

"I just got boner bombed! There is glitter and tiny penises all over the place!"

by Pubis Von Poopenburg III October 22, 2015

Urethra Boner

When the piss you've stored in your urinary bladder starts going sicko mode and it gets harder and harder to move due to the pain, just like your dick when you get a boner.

Chad: The liquids in my body are moving everywhere! It hurts so much agh lemme sit down fam.
Derek: Ya homie lie down, that's a serious Urethra Boner.

by Thugisaurus October 22, 2019

Bonvoyed

Getting fucked in the ass by the new Bonvoy (formerly Marriott, SPG & Ritz Carlton) rewards program.

No upgrade or lounge access? You got Bonvoyed!

by chrispy43 March 6, 2019