Biden

A man with low self esteem brought on early by male pattern baldness and the inability to tell the truth about himself or the many accomplishments he never achieved. His racist and bigoted remarks go back to his humble beginnings when he was married with four children while having extra-marital relations with a then 15 year old babysitter named Jill who eventually cheated on her first husband and later became Bidens wife. Biden is a proud member of the "M.A.P.S." Organization (Minor Attracted Person) and can frequently be found in a nearby ice cream shop sniffing small children and making inappropriate comments about their age gap. Nicknamed "Pedo Pete" by his son Hunter, Biden spends his days in hiding waiting for his next dose of amphetamines to kick in so he can go out and conquer all the Corn Pops of the world. Biden is a professional liar with horrible speaking skills and a loose sphincter.

Biden likes to shower with his teenage daughter.

by 9lb Johnson June 24, 2024

Biden

ALSO accused of rape, shit-head what are you talking about? Because you care so much (except for when you need Trump to lose)

Hym "Biden ALSO was accused of rape, dummy. But there was not indictment so..."

by Hym Iam October 10, 2023

Biden

Verb

1. State of being malfunction or paused.
2. Forgetting what was said a few seconds ago and stumbling over words.

My computer just got bidened.
I was bidening during the debate class.

by =JOe= July 5, 2024

Frick Joe Biden

How children can criticize Joe Biden, without getting hormonally sterilized into another gender.

Frick Joe Biden, I can walk better than him.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 8, 2024

Skibidi Biden

Skibidi biden is a art piece supposedly created by Stephen Colbert. It consists of a animated head of Joe Biden inside of a toilet with a dull yellow striped with dull background, Skibidi Biden says "SKIBIDI BIDEN! SKIBIDI SKIBIDI BIDEN!" and claims 'Trump is speaking Hitler's language' (Hitlers language is German). Skibidi Biden is a very interesting art form representing the political state of the US.

"Welcome to the Goon Cave, Gerald. Whats on my screen? Well its goon sauce from watching Skibidi Biden"

by BIGSHOT1997 June 25, 2024

Biden brilliancy

When you get a question on your exam right, and moan “oh ya joe” in the middle of class

I got the hardest question right and I did the Biden brilliancy

by 69doggystyle January 6, 2021

skibidi biden

It is the 9/11 of television made by evil orthodontist late night talkshow agent steven colberg

Person who cums: have you heard of skibidi biden
Person 2:it is the 9/11 of television *has vietnam world war 1/2 civil war ameriaca flashbacks*

by Oulyrtrayatsg June 3, 2024