Hi River! I Love You. <5333
by ckirabryn April 9, 2022

makes you go delirious and it makes you crawl naked on all fours with a shopping bag. it also makes you say MUNG MUNG MUNG!!!
by BudhaDOg October 8, 2021

when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.
"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"
"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.
by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

by dirk dinkum February 25, 2020
