River

River is a homosexual. theyre very short, pale, and have brownish hair.

"omg is that river? shes like 5'1''

by kdemfnrvpe b January 31, 2022

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lucky river

Large quantities of diarrhea produced by dirty Chinese food.

Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.

by Hot Franklin January 31, 2022

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River Donging

1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.

2. The new, new big dick energy.

Source: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.

See also: Hanging Pine

You see Putin moved his nuclear forces into Belarus? Dude’s just river donging now.

by Burner McBurnerson February 7, 2022

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River Donging

1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.

2. The new, new BDE.

Origins: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.

See also: Hanging Pine

Ain’t nobody play D like Ray Lewis. Dude’s just river donging all over that offense.

by Burner McBurnerson February 7, 2022

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Kentucky river valley

An act of draining the lizard with a partner. One partner sits down facing the tank of the toilet while the other proceeds to urinate down the first partners anal crevice.

Cousin Joey and I executed the Kentucky river valley cause granny only had one pisser.

by ShlankDaddy20 February 14, 2022

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