chuck a bat

Chuck a bat is a slang term used for “wank” or “jerk off”

I feel like i wanna chuck a bat

by Notmyrealnamebro__ March 10, 2024

bat copter

When you perform the batwing with your testicles and then you spin your dick in circles to make the bat copter.

Batman showed cat woman his bat wings but then spun his dick to also show the bat copter

by anonymous November 24, 2023

bat spots

A place where kinky hidden treasures exist.
A place where sex toys are hidden.

I accidentally told my softball team about the bat spots where I hide all my secret play toys.

by Earl Dirt Jr July 23, 2020

Batting average

The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.

My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!

by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024

bat stick

Batman's schlong blessed by Lady Justice

'Stick that bat stick up in me Mr. Batman!' moaned Mary Jane.

by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 6, 2023

Queered as a football bat

an operation which should be very simple, but purposely sabotaging that operation in order to serve against one's interests to serve a separate purpose.

They ended up setting a tracking device on my car so whever i drove the paid personal seems to always make an effort to attack my confidence. They queered the situation more than a football bat. They stole my home. Someone seems to blame me for every tragedy that's ever befallen their cursed family. My hometown has been Queered as a football bat

by NickLegit77 October 25, 2025

Bat Wing

When your hot sticky sweaty hairless balls stuck to your thighs. And the sack gets stretched out so it looks like a bat wing.

Look at saggy bottoms bat wing that crack head needs to wash his ass

by Dome piece February 25, 2022