Cholesterol To The Banana

Something a dying wise old man would say before he perishes.

Son before I leave this life for good I want you to always keep these words in your hear "Cholesterol To The Banana".

by some guy who likes stuff October 14, 2011

arse banana

Another term for poo

I just snapped off an arse banana.

by gottensbury June 28, 2011

banana split

When you perform intercourse with someone of the opposite sex, while wearing a banana suit.

Bro, I totally banana split Kayla last night. It was fucking awrsome

by thunderclapp October 31, 2014

Glass Banana

A glass banana is someone who is very clumsy and they bruise really fast and easy.

Boyfriend: "Babe be careful where you step, you're a glass banana. I don't want you to hurt yourself."

by Dannylovely74_ March 22, 2017

banana bread

When a man puts his penis (banana) between someone's "buns" (butt) for the purposes of outercourse or anal sex.

"I told my wife that I was simply at the neighbor's to bake some banana bread, but I think she's on to me."

by shimmythejimmy April 15, 2020

Banana Switch

when a guy covers his penis with whipped cream and then puts a cherry on the tip of the phallus. The female awaiting fellatio is then asked to close her eyes. A turd that is roughly the same size as the penis (also covered in whipped cream) is forced into her open mouth.

-"Hey Chad, I choked that bitch with a banana switch!"
-"Shit is gross."

by pdur69 March 12, 2010

banana song

a song about a banana on the website of youtube. related to retard.

banana song: IM A BANANANANANAnANANANANANANANAnananan

by enderantics October 19, 2017