Happy Buns

Happy Buns can be used in a variety of ways.

One it can be used to bring cheer to a friend who is downcast due to some serious unforeseen or unfortunate events.

Two it can be used to rouse an otherwise sad-sack from commiserating in his life’s problems. Much like number one but a little different due to the size of the problem i.e. losing a GF vs. losing a grandfather.

Three happy buns can be used as punishment. Like if your camping and friggen Karl eats all the Peanut Oreos like a fatass while everyone is out fishing and catching dinner or gathering firewood.

There are a few types of happy buns, punishment happy buns are pants down with bare buns rubbing against the perp from all sides meant to shame and humble. While the more cheery is with pants on meant to more to uplift the person in more or less of a hug from your butts. It’s hard to explain butt it works.

Just try it.
Hey, Brennan did you hear about Zacks brother? Doc says he has Syphilis again...apparently the outcome is not looking good this time. Zack may need some happy buns to cheer him up.

Damn dude Chavis has been moping for weeks about his breakup...he might need some Happy buns.

Friggen James brought a 6 pack to guys night and drank everyone's beers then had the audacity to take his 6 pack home with him. House rules always state that "The holder of the night of games shall retain all beers left at the end of the eve as payment for hosting the event". This Biotch needs the not so happy buns!
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Bun-dump

When someone stuffs an entire honey-bun in their va*ina or a**hole and then sh*ts it into the shower drain.
“Hey babe, you trynna bun-dump tonight after we get nasty.”
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greasy buns

Hectors wife had greasy buns after leaving the gym.
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Yanking Buns

The act where a group of men gather around a cinnamon bun with the purpose of jacking off to coat the bun with their semen.

The act is a game, where the man who reaches climax last will have to proceed with eating said bun with the rest of the men's semen on top.
"Did you hear about Joel? He was yanking buns last week with his Co-workers!"
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bun buddies

When you and a friend of the opposite sex (most of the time you girlfriend or boyfriend or soon to be) stare at each other seductively while eating a burger, Sandwich, etc
Me and my friend were scared that we might turn into Bun Buddies
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hot dog in buns

When a man shoves his fat thick big cock into a woman’s butt hole, instead of her hairy coochie. Also know as anal sex. Very cool.
Bro! I just put my hot dog in buns! It was so cool, but I had some shit on my dick.
by Chester The Hottie April 21, 2020
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toasting my buns

I'm just here toasting my buns #postpicofyouatthepool
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