my autistic fucking brother 

Literally my 6' tall brother, he is fucking autistic (acoustic), he has he smallest cock in the world, and is gay af, yet homophobic. Even if he is autistic and bully's me (🥺), I luv him.

Sami: *shows pictures of drawn birds* Stella, Which one is ur favorite?
Stella: *points to one made of scribbles* that one
Sami: the spoiled ass nephew?
Stella: he looks autistic
Sami: just like my autistic fucking brother.*laughs slightly*
Stella:*walks away concerned*

my autistic fucking brother by Oddy- Bitch January 23, 2024

Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.

"Dude, did you hear? Gia pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing Apex Legends."

Helping the Brother-in-Law by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024

Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.

"Dude, did you hear? Gialo pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law at Midnight' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing APEX Legends."

Helping the Brother-in-Law by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024

what’s up brother 

what’s up brother, often used with a “☝️” afterwards is a secret gang saying with “☝️” being a gang sign

“what’s up brother ☝️, when are we robbing this bitch?”

what’s up brother by R.odeo March 31, 2024

what’s up brother ☝🏽 

comes from a streamer named “Sketch”

Y/n friend: “what’s up bro”
Y/n: “What’s up brother ☝🏽🤓”

what’s up brother ☝🏽 by 3ean April 9, 2024

Mother from another brother. 

Your friend's mum.

Mother from another brother.

Mother from another brother. by NeoLoki2018 April 24, 2024

Spend time with your brother day

Spend time with your brother day on april 24th

Brother 1: Hey! Today is Spend time with your brother day. Brother 2:Let's hang out!

Spend time with your brother day by scxxurge April 24, 2024