corn boat

poop floating in water

"The large corn boat that was sending out muggy sulfur reports earlier is in the toilet"

by Lance Tronco July 5, 2006

gravy boat

A sweaty and un-hygenic ass-crack, especially that of the morbidly obese. The hot, moist interior is usually somewhat brownish from fecal matter, reminiscent of Gramma's homemade gravy.

"I won't be chowin' ass on no gravy boat!"

by Ludicrous Slim February 20, 2004

boat

A type of nautical transportation in which you can fish, sail, and do lots of fun stuff. Commonly seen in Bond movies and other nautical type filmographia.

SchoolYon: "I jammed on my boat yesterday!"
DrNick: "Word."

by Dr Nick November 22, 2002

Torpedoing the Glass-Bottom Steam Boat

While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.

Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.

by Red Dragon October 18, 2003

Drive the boat

To take charge, show leadership

" Miguel ima need you to drive the boat this game "
" I like that kid he is always driving the boat when we need him most "

by sebi2002running4vp May 13, 2019

Banana Boat

The act of filling a vagina with shit, blowing a load in it, then eating it out. Also, a dessert consisting of a banana, chocolate and marshmallows, being cooked on a bbq.

Devin Simpson ate the shit out of that banana boat!

by VajayjaySlammer October 28, 2011

motor boat

Sex in the tub, and it's good and fast with a nice wake.

Nothing like a good motor boat, just be prepared to clean up the water on the floor as the wake can created a bit of a mess.

by copyright2011 December 17, 2010