Cap'n Cu-Ham

A flamming, angry, ginger that plays Magic: the Gathering and could been seen as redeeming himself through disk golf. Quite smart in the math and sience fields which unfortunately doesn't make up for his weak social field. Features a protruding sternum, also known as a uni-boob.

Disc golfer 1: Who's that awkward guy on the tee?

Disc Golfer 2: Oh, that's Cap'n Cu-Ham.

by Gang Ginger May 07, 2011

ham chit lou

To describe a horny pervert and a molestor combined together.

Sei ham chit lou. Hey, you ham chit lou, don't touch her.

by TangXinEgg March 02, 2022

Split ham surprise

When a pantless female proceeds to bendover and pull both ass cheeks open as far as possible allowing the anus to prolapse.

The woman proceeded to bendover and spread her ass displaying her split ham surprise for the world to see.

by Rapscallion666 January 01, 2012

Honey Glazed Ham

The act of cumming on your partner's ass and slapping a piece of pineapple on it.

What do you want for dinner baby? I don't know love, but afterwards I'm gonna give you some Honey Glazed Ham

by FCNUnicorn August 01, 2021

bam bam in the ham

A phrase referring to sex.

“Did you have sex with him last night?”
“Yeah we did the bam bam in the ham.”

by graki November 14, 2020

Ham Kah Chan

Cantonese profanity
Usually to curse the persons whole family to die or to get bankrupt

Oui! U ham kah chan go to hell

by Sei sohai September 03, 2020

high rise hamming

When your drunk friend moons the tourists far below her hotel room on the 39th floor. Some believe spotting a high rise ham is a sign of good luck.

Miri felt so lucky to spot an ass way up high that night in Miami... little did she know it was her drunk friend high rise hamming.

by Angel62 November 03, 2017