asshole hair

A little black brown or blonde piece of hair around your fart box. May have a little sprinkle of poo attached to it. Can be curly and long. Also used to describe Anyone named Blake Cooper

Blake Cooper is such an asshole hair !

by Captain taint lick May 28, 2017

sack-a-assholes

generally, sack-a-assholes are male. typically Only MEN are infected with the growing epidemic. Unknown as to why More men seem to become affected with the, what seems to be a serious permant condition. symptons include rapid mouth movement, sudden bursts of rude and childish selfish words. once affected the host will engage in an argument with a female in usually a close relationship with the infected.l once that happens it becomes air born pathagin....then becoming SACK-A-ASSHOLES

sack-a-assholes {one} but becoming More than one.....{ subject one says what are you writing about....subject 2 dosnt answer.... subject 1 : Fuck you what the fuck and gets all pist off}

suject two what the fuck is your problem YOU SACK-A-ASSHOLES.....
in short A DICK.

by candyshaine March 23, 2012

Asshole buddy

An aquaintence, such as a coworker, fellow church member, etc. with whom another person maintains a mutually beneficial relationship, all the while not actually liking that person at all.

I'm going to need a few extra pens so I can take some home. I'd better ask my asshole buddy in the supply room to hook me up.

by Petrabid October 2, 2015

Asshole Fractal

The coordinated team effort by all the inanimate objects around you to completely and totally fuck with a person for no apparent reason other than their own amusement.

I believe it was Mandelbrot who forgot to warn us of the Africanized bee-swarming, black cloud-ish shit storm where inanimate objects all collude to fuck with us when they're bored. It's called the asshole fractal.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 9, 2013

Bleached Asshole

What gay clubbers do to insure safe clean sex. Also a bleached asshole is more asthetically pleasing to the eye than a dark brown one. After clubbing all nite long, in the closet gay clubbers want to see niceness in the starfish they are poking.

Dude: Hey those guys are pairing up over there.

Chick: I bet they have bleached assholes.

Dude: You fucking right bitch, they'z goin' to the bathroom now to scope each other's shit out.

by Andres Aragon Camara July 9, 2006

borderline asshole

A crap word used by people who can't be arsed to think of better word for someone who is nearly an asshole, when they are one themself.

Tom:Oh my God you are such a borderline asshole!
Mike:You are such a boderline asshole for using that word!

by plain white t's October 31, 2007

asshole airing

1. The act of a peeved attorney venting about how another attorney is an asshole, douchebag, motherfucker, son-of-a-bitch, or all of the above. Typically an overprivileged Ivy Leaguer whose parents paid for their 160K+ law school expenses when they couldn't decide what to do with their overpriced and overrated poli. sci. major. Most of the time, said attorney him/herself is also an asshole, douchebag, motherfucker, or a son-of-a-bitch, but does not realize it. Said attorney is often the butt of many jokes and is frequently blocked from Facebook profiles.

2. Any enraged individual venting about something shitty that happened to them, but in an overly prudish, high-nosed manner. Typically an overprivileged, whiny little bitch with no respect for humanity.

1. Most of these lawyers take an editorial stance that is nothing more than an asshole airing.

2. Steve felt he was justified in chewing out the "ethnic" concierge at the Hyatt when he found a wrinkle in his J. Crew navy blazer and his BR khakis sent for dry cleaning. Little does he know that both items are fugly and exude douchebaggery. Steve stunk up the entire lobby that day when he aired his asshole. Get off your high horse, Steve, and stop mooching off your parents!

by SCROTUS BRIEF January 13, 2010