Side of Bacon With Lips

A chick that is so enormous that when seen naked looks like a slab of bacon with lips. Can usually be found on fraternity house bathroom floors being dogged by a "fuck anything that moves" member.

I opened the bathroom door and there's Brendan banging some fat chick - She looked like a side of bacon with lips.

by HDL to High December 6, 2009

side plate spinnin'

When you have a main dish (relationship) and then several other people (side plates) that you're chatting, flirting, and boning. Your main dish is like meatloaf, you're familiar with it and you feel safe with it. The side plates are like grilled brussel sprouts, you're not sure the sprouts are gonna work out but you're feeling adventurous.

Example 1: Man I'm not too full this weekend for a little side plate spinnin'.

Example 2: Hey Tony, I know you're all full with your wife but if you're a little hungry I got just the girl at work for a little side plate spinnin. So you hungry bro?

by radiogal April 17, 2017

silly side effects

when cole smokes weed and feels it the day after

cole had them silly side effects at school on monday.

by wowowowoowowiwowowo September 21, 2018

side piece police

Someone who is always involving themselves in another’s relationship and trying to report back their misconduct

Stop acting like the side piece police their relationship is none of your business.

by Juicy Joshua James August 7, 2022

Fuck the other side

Basically a diss between new school rappers and old school rappers

Nigga fuck the other side

by Nikk TRIPLE og66 November 17, 2018

Side Main Thang

Being In A Relationship But Having A Person On The Side That You Care About Deeply.

I Love My Wife But My Side Main Thang Is Life

by Crim Diggla August 12, 2022

The other side of the wind

When someone purposefully farts in your face.

"I went to eat his ass but he gave me the other side of the wind."

by Lover7681 February 14, 2019