hog line

1. the line of hefty women up against the wall at a club/bar

2. a line-dance made up of unattractive people

"Man, the hog line is blocking the guys bathroom again, i wonder if they do that on purpose?"

by learnyousomething February 25, 2010

Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.

Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.

by Will99912 January 2, 2025

Lincoln Hog

When 4 or so guys lay down in a Lincoln log style and blow each other.

I walked in an the 4 dudes from the party were Lincoln hogging.

by ECOUTDOORSMAN March 16, 2023

hogging

being a fat fuck and taking all of the macarons at the party even though people tell you

"asshole you keep hogging any kind of macaron they bake"

by Beastmaw August 25, 2022

Happiness Hog

A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.

Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.

by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019

Hog Rider

Hog rider is a character from clash of clans often used in meme culture, but most of the people use him are trying to blur the line of "funny" and "racism," unknowingly creating a new genre, "Racist humor." Splendid

Guy 1: I'm going to deploy my hog riders
Guy 2: HOG RIDAAAAA
Guy 1: please shut the fuck up

by A Guy Who Describes Things June 10, 2022

Juicing your hog

When you get lost in the sauce, whacking it at rapid speeds

"Yo dude, stop juicing your hog"

(Me covered in jizz)

by Moosefurss September 22, 2023