sweet j

a good blowjob; head

damn that bitch gives a sweet j.

by Growcock November 5, 2007

J-Wow

An incompetent worker, lacking in the ability to understand simple concepts and/or follow simple rules. Often believes they are mostly, or always correct, but rarely are.

Holy crap, that is a total J-wow installation, how are we going to fix this?

by Professor Hugh G Rection November 6, 2014

heat-j

to control the temperature, to be in charge of the thermostat.

driver: 'yo dude, you wanna dj? there are cds in the glove box'
passenger: 'cool, mind if i turn on the aircon too?'
driver: 'yeah man, you can heat-j too'

by Cowboy Jim August 5, 2008

J-Bieb

A cute, hip shortening of Justin Bieber's name.

Did you see J-Bieb's new movie?

by TeresaPatron March 2, 2011

fake j's

a faggot that wears fake jordan shoes

hahahahahah look at that faggot over there, hes wearing fake j's.

by bigpenis420 June 6, 2011

j lo

Her assis so big it probably makes her tight to fuck, which is why she has dated and slept with so many people. She will also be a future star in a big-butt Latia porn video.

I wonder how many loads I can bust in J-Lo's ass and pussy?

by boner September 7, 2003

J-rock

Japanese rock music that isn't that bad once you get used to it.

J-rock bands include L'Arc~En~Ciel and Dir en Grey.

by scientificprogessgoesboink August 9, 2003