lonley man

A Lonley man is a sad pathetic male who desperately needs to get laid and has been without a lover for a very long time, possibly forever. He is someone who is not to be trusted. He hasn't had any attention and pussy in so long he may strike in anger. Lonley men are know for being extremely boring , fugly, and suck in bed. He usually masturbates to get relief and thinks of You every time. Beware Lonley Men become Mental and begin to believe that masturbating is not make believe but, it is real to him and extremely creepy

The sad lonley man was addmited into an impatient Mental hospital and found someone just as fucked up as him and finally found ba suitable mate.

by TomCollins1 January 11, 2018

man load

A whole weeks worth of laundry in one “Man Load.”

Man, that’s a man load of laundry!

by BigDickHemp January 14, 2018

the narrow man

A charecter from the book series "The demon road."

The narrow man has no feelings at all.

by jurn March 21, 2017

Oil man

A man or woman who massages the strippers

Yo go call the oil man and tell him to oil down the model

by Booty asss March 22, 2017

oil man

A man or lady who massages strippers

Yo go tell the oil man come here and rub down the stripper

by Booty asss March 22, 2017

Meat Man Miller

A grown man who works in the shop and save deli just to support his sorry excuse for a family. He will have a son who bitches and complains about any ailment on the United States. His daughter will like colored folk, especially those who are unemployed since this trait runs in the family. This man will also eventually quit his job and choose to live in poverty.

Customer: Can I please have 2 pounds of jumbo

Meat Man Miller: Take whatever you'd like I hate my job and my family. My daughter likes colored folk and my son basically has a vagina. Poverty is the life for me.

by User2017 March 22, 2017

Man whore

A man who's a slut by sending nudes to another girl while dating a girl

Wow Matthew is such a fucking man whore

by David David james March 25, 2017