When someone's hair is comically without texture, a guy that uses mathematical concepts and the golden ratio to make his hair attract the least bitches possible, combs his hair and makes it look like plastic, uses gel like it's free and normally does shitty haircuts that make his face even more horrendous than it is, normally happens to white rich boys who think they have the best haircut in a 5 mile radius
"Jack thinks he's rocking his new haircut and style but little does he know it's just rich boy hair"
by Borzoilover February 5, 2024
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Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
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