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Can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend

A male who has never had a relationship.
OMG I still can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend, like seriously what is wrong with you!
by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019
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We noticed you are using a browser we have not tested

...or similar message. An unprofessional statement made at a fortune 500 company's website while using the latest version of Internet Explorer.
"we noticed you are using a browser we have not tested."

"what??"
by someone u used to love... April 10, 2013
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National Girls Named Eleni Send You Nudes Day

Today, girls who’s name is Eleni have to send u nudes. They better be good ones too. No half tit picks. Full bod pics. FTB
Hey, guess who’s sending me nudes tonight because it’s National Girls Named Eleni Send You Nudes Day.
by ELENI DAY April 20, 2020
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When you cant hold it in anymore, and you just let it out. Maybe blame it on the rather short guy or the tallest guy
Did you just fart? Eww it smells like ass.... Why are you blaming it on me I did not fart you dumbass!
by SSSSSSSEWWWHEFART November 9, 2021
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Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

On my “Ball of Confusion” definition, there is a weird date: December 27, 2022.

I’m assuming you guys must have changed it to this.

Is something supposed to happen on this day?
by Death Menace September 7, 2022
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I love you more than more than mostest

Its means you love someone more than more than mostest and always beats outs more than mostest. It automatically wins and means your partner has to accept you love them more.
Partner: I love you more than mostest
You: I love you more than more than mostest
Partner: darn I guess I just have to accept you love me more
by Whaleburg September 8, 2022
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