bark like a dog. Your below me moron

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)

"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"

by anonymous April 23, 2023

Anyone who knows your name or has seen your face

Who I will settle for if I cannot get to any of you.

If it isn't you it will be Anyone who knows your name or has seen your face.

by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

6-4 in your 5-0

This phrase references when someone needs more destruction in their relationship. The six-four comes from smashing a six-string guitar into a four-string bass guitar. The five-o references five attempts in a relationship at "getting some" and in turn getting "o" or none.

If you take your girlfriend out five times with no action, your friend could say, "Man, you need some serious 6-4 in your 5-0." Conversely, if you take your boyfriend shopping five times and he neglects each time to buy you a cinnabon, your friend could say, "Girl, you gotta get some 6-4 up in your 5-0." The form of destruction could refer to anything, not just musical instruments smashing together. For instance, you could drive your car through your girlfriend's dog's house (taking out the dog first of course). Or you could drop a road flare and some firecrackers in your boyfriend's garbage disposal.

by Ambrose Thunderfingers January 25, 2009

thats what your mum said

a phrase to follow any word or sentence whether it makes sense or makes u look like a fuckin tool, said whenever someone speaks to you or anyone within hearing distance.

"hey man u comin to the shops"
"thats what ur mum said"
"mate, ur a fuckin tool"

by thats sum funny shit September 11, 2003

you scratch my back, I scratch yours

(variants: I'll may replace I)

let us be helpful to one another, let us cooperate

If you remeber to pay the bills, I will rember to do the laundry! You scratch my back, I scratch yours!

by Light Joker November 4, 2005

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Your Argument has been rendered Invalid

It is used when somebody says it can do something really improbable and weird to show that you have proved it. (See WTF)

Cat belt, you say? Your argument has been rendered invalid.

by Wetefe June 18, 2010