shit through a screen door

An extremely runny, liquidy shit that would pass completely through the screen of a door, if the opportunity arose.

"Drinking too much of that fancy beer makes me shit through a screen door."

by Kristi go January 13, 2007

Can't see shit captain

I absolutely cannot see.

*lightswitch is off*
..."Can't see shit captain."

"You see that over there?"
"Can't see shit captain."

by lowrah February 17, 2009

I can't see shit

Ray Charles can't see shit when he plays the piano.

Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!

everyone: wow that guy can play some awesome shit, hey old man, gimme an autograph

Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!!!

everyone: XD!

by Alvaro Ledgard July 7, 2008

don't give two shits

you don't care what the person is saying, at all

As my friend told me about his coin collection I said, "Guess what, I don't give two shits!!".

by yaIcussgotaproblem December 15, 2011

ain't shit ass nigga

An Aint shit ass nigga is a dude who will never amount to shit. He will never want to amount to shit, never will accidently amount to shit, and is never going to aspire to amount to shit.

Man that dude Chris Hendrix is an ain't shit ass nigga, he ain't got a job or a hustle and his dick is so small it looks like a pussy.

by Methguyver May 1, 2021

Rip Shit Tear Ass

The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.

End result: Bloody stool & burning anus

Son of a bitch Debby, that turd was soooooo big it left me shaking. I always hate those rip shit tear asses!

by Jeepersbo February 5, 2007

did you shit the bed?

what you say to someone who turns up to work ridiculously early, as everyone knows this sort of eager beaver behaviour would only be acceptable if you had actually shat the bed, were forced to get out of it, and had nothing better to do than come to work.

colleague not due to start work till 9 showing up at 8.15: good morning!
me: did you shit the bed?!

by me old fruity October 1, 2006